i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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