Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Me too!
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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