I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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