i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Randomize
