I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
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