im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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