My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
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He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
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Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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