Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
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but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
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Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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