Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
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whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
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Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
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I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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