Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
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hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
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I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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