Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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