My first STD was from a foam party
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
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No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
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Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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