do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
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he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
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Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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