Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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