oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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