i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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