We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
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