Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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