Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
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i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
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You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
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I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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