and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
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I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
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Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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