Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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