It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
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FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
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How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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