Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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