Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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