I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Randomize
