How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
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woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
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Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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