Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
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I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
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dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
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