Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
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sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
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Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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