PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
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Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
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shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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