i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
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I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Damn victory sex feels great
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
