Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
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Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
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I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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