check it out our google latitudes are spooning
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Randomize
