just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
We left the knife in your bed.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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