We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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