The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
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I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
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what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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