she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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