considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
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I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
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You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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