Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
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