People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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