I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
We have started to decorate penises.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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