HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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