If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
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