I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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