Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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