whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
My cat gives me a boner
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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