Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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