it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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