Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Randomize
