well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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