FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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