Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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