I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
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I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
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Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
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