So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Holy sore nipples Batman
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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