no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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