She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
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In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
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Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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