CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
i think i scared a bird with my dick
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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