Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Swine flu. Run for my life!
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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